Can we all move along now? The People: Dear Mr. Gabriel, you really shouldn’t be so negative. Gabe: I’m accentuating the positive in the negative, that’s the best I can do in this world we live in. Besides, what really were you expecting? The People: Well, to be honest, we were expecting Jesus Christ to be…

You will be needed. “I thought perhaps she was crazy, but she was only highly intuitive.” — Carly Jung “Quiet is might. Solitude is strength. Introversion is power.” — Laurie Helgoe “Introverts may take longer to respond because they are likely planning, thinking, and engaging in internal monologue. Because of this, they may take…

And what does that have to do with Fluffy, your house cat? — Wait a minute. What is that? I recall being taught that nothing travels faster than light. You know, E=MC²? Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. Armchair physicists should probably learn to be more precise with their language. The key word above is mass. Nothing with mass can travel faster than the universal speed limit, the speed of light.

A Nonpoetic Reflection Upon the Era of Facebook. — Before Facebook, I had a lot more respect for people. I had deceived myself into thinking that people are generally honest and intelligent. It took a long time; denial can be like that. It took nearly five years before I finally succumbed to the fact that people are really stupid. It took the intellectual void of Facebook to wake me…

If Americans want to starve to death, then by all means, keep up lying to each other. Without basic social virtues, we are a godless corrupt gang of thugs. A country of criminals, by the criminals, of the criminals and for the benefit of criminality. Wage theft accounts occurs at a rate three times that of all other financial crimes combined. That should be on our nightly news. There should be outrage.

I was two days away from gaining semi-financial freedom: now, I’m two days away from poverty, destitution, and homelessness. Mon 10:20 PM In addition, four years ago, I was two years away from being able to semi retire. Now, retirement looks like an impossibility. What happened? How can life be this topsy turvy? Does this happen in other countries or is this a purely American phenomenon? Let’s start with the last question first. I believe that this arbitrary whimsical financial roller coaster is possible in any country. However…

Today, in the real news, Mercury is retrograde in Capricorn. Venus moves from Aquarius into Pisces in 11 Earth days. — The sixth great harvest (mass extinction) is currently underway. The ignorant, brutish, and fearful among the humans, being intellectually challenged, fearing that they would become useless to humanity, seized the planet’s wealth for themselves. Being cunning people who are timid deep down inside, they lashed out in the only way they could to ensure their hold on power.

I confess you caught us. — It has come to my attention that the existence of some members of my crew here on this Earth may have been exposed. We are here as an act of charity to you, our interstellar neighbors. We were hoping to accomplish our mission in the shadows while you stayed unaware of our presence, but recent events have led me to conclude that we need to come clean. I don’t recall my expectations as…

A phone call from a recruiter reminds me what world I live in and who controls it. — Well, I guess I’ve learned my lesson, again. All my belongings are packed. I’ve been ready to move at the drop of a hat for about a month. I have a place at my destination waiting for me. All they need is proof that I will have a job when I get there. I just spoke with a…